Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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