Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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