That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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