Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
The struggles of a small town man whore
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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