did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Alive.
So much puke
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
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