turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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