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Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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