i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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