I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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