So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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