absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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