The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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