Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I just found puke in my bra..
Did I show you my penis last night?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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