There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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