shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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