The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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