I love black thongs
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Life is so much better after having sex.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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