he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
