when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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