She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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