Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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