We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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