Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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