tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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