Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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