She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i wish my penis had a tongue
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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