the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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