do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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