we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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