We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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