I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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