i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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