I got chris browned last night
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
