Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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