have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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