you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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