Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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