your thong is hanging out like whoa
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
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