I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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