Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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