Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
