I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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