I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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