You work out of a Hotel?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
it's like heaven, but drunker
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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