so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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