I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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