Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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