I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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