her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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