yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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