So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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