Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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