make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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