Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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