if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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