If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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