they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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