I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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